What People Think When They Get Your Wedding Invitation - Damien Lemon

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Damien Lemon explains what being a “foodie” means to him, how Yelp changed eating out and what it’s like receiving a wedding invitation.
Watch more of Damien Lemon in Dark Humor, a docuseries detailing the influences, experiences and perspectives of Black comedians: standup.com/darkhumor
Original airdate: July 11, 2014
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  • 😂😂😂

    Aaron JadeAaron Jadeپیش 8 ساعت
  • I'm glad yelp ran shitty scammy restraunts out of business

    Gaius BaltarGaius Baltarپیش روز
  • people have destination weddings so people WON'T come. it's cheaper.

    Liam Rhys StarkLiam Rhys Starkپیش 6 روز
  • Good stuff and he's tall, dark and handsome.

    Daonysia FranklinDaonysia Franklinپیش 8 روز
  • "Failed novelist" Facts 😂😂😂😂

    JMGUJMGUپیش 8 روز
  • Really enjoyed this guy's comedy!

    NICK ZNICK Zپیش 8 روز
  • Y'all enjoying life? 😂

    Suga Bee TVSuga Bee TVپیش 9 روز
  • Anyone who invites me to a wedding involving a tux is not my friend anymore. You're getting married, you're not up for an Oscar. There is an inverse relationship between wedding expense and marriage longevity, look it up.

    Kenneth HymesKenneth Hymesپیش 9 روز
  • I miss him on Guy Code

    usa kirausa kiraپیش 10 روز
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    • Wow Ndop Rice comedy I enjoy you guys a lot...I enjoy comedy central stand up too

      Ndop Belgita yankyNdop Belgita yankyپیش 10 روز
  • Yelp took all the risk out of eating out... Well almost all the risk... 🦀🦀🦀 Clap on clap off, the claper!

    mike barmike barپیش 10 روز
  • You were great on Comedy Knockout and you're still great!

    Jen NJen Nپیش 10 روز
  • Lmao I definitely look at it like an invoice

    DeLaSoul246DeLaSoul246پیش 10 روز
  • Kind of boring

    Jocelyn JohnstonJocelyn Johnstonپیش 10 روز
  • Who likes food 👀😏

    flurpesflurpesپیش 10 روز
  • I heard "foodie" thought of Tim instantly then discredited the entire routine, do better.

    flurpesflurpesپیش 10 روز
  • I am cryyyyin cuz I’m a serious yelped 😂😂😂

    Fifthelement203Fifthelement203پیش 11 روز
  • I like this dude, he's real. His last name is Lemon.... mine is Pepper... we should be besties :D

    LibertyLibertyپیش 11 روز
    • @John A bland means no flavor, bud.....lemon and pepper is a flavor (so to speak). Sorry. Also most if not all things are subjective in life so.....to each their own or whatever.

      Michael SanchezMichael Sanchezپیش 9 روز
    • Then y'all can meet up with Mackenzie Nathaniel Cheese and make a damn good meal.

      Rabbles the Binx ProductionsRabbles the Binx Productionsپیش 9 روز
    • @Yaro Zeee It's supposed to be funny... a joke... you know.... ha ha? Comedy video?.... comedy comments? Way to comment dumbshit.

      LibertyLibertyپیش 11 روز
    • Gay

      Yaro ZeeeYaro Zeeeپیش 11 روز
    • Y’all can make bland ass chicken together. Sorry.

      John AJohn Aپیش 11 روز
  • Finally a comedian with original material 👏💯

    Matthew FubarMatthew Fubarپیش 11 روز
  • If you getting married, I recommend investing all those money into a house instead of spending tens and thousands of dollars on the wedding itself. It's worth it for the long term, and you gonna need a house eventually for later on anyway. Whereas the wedding is just one time thing and you basically wasted thousands of dollars just to eat and dance. It ain't worth it, man.

    dy/dxdy/dxپیش 11 روز
    • I just made a new video that is almost funny. You should check it out. 😀🙌

      StupiderWithABStupiderWithABپیش 11 روز
    • @Noah G That would be great if I were. I've had to work hard for what I have. Moved out when I was 18, paid my own way through college (accounting) while working 40+ hours a week in the ridiculously expensive SF Bay Area. Joined the US ARMY during the war in Iraq to help out the guys on the ground and put my career on hold. I could have been an officer, but chose to enlist as a private, ensuring I would be in combat and not behind a desk. I rarely buy things and seriously weigh if I need something or just want it. Most people don't have wealth because they spend all their money every month, instead of putting it to work instead. I buy used everything, as I don't see any purpose for "brand new" things. I don't spend money on cars, boats, branded clothing, jewelry, watches, the latest and greatest gadgets and electronics, cell phones, etc. And yet, most people I know consider me to be smart and wealthy, which is amusing as I own very little as far as possessions. The vast majority of people, in my experience, have garages FULL of "stuff" that they never touch...

      LibertyLibertyپیش 11 روز
    • @Liberty I don't think that's because you spent money on the house instead of the wedding... I think you're just independently wealthy.

      Noah GNoah Gپیش 11 روز
    • Agreed. I paid 10 dollars for a magistrate to marry my wife and I in the Philippines. Own a 7 bed, 3 bath house with a 4 car garage =]

      LibertyLibertyپیش 11 روز
  • he's good.

    SKPjoe CoursegoldSKPjoe Coursegoldپیش 11 روز
  • ✍..in black families...out of the country wedding invites are easy ways to get out of going...all we have to say is...GRANDMA still on probation soooo.....yeah...🤥

    Dark Chocolate69Dark Chocolate69پیش 11 روز
    • We have those?

      John CovingtonJohn Covingtonپیش 9 روز
    • 😂

      Wayward PenguinWayward Penguinپیش 10 روز
  • OwO

    Lemon the AxolotlLemon the Axolotlپیش 11 روز
  • #2!!!!!!

    Larry EscolanoLarry Escolanoپیش 11 روز
  • THIS GUY ID FUNNY!!!!! i love him

    Seb AtallahSeb Atallahپیش 11 روز