The One Thing You Must Do Before You Name Your Baby - Al Jackson

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Al Jackson offers some advice for naming babies and shares his interesting experiences as a middle school science teacher.
Original airdate: August 3, 2012
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  • 😂😂😂

    Aaron JadeAaron Jadeپیش 8 ساعت
  • Baltimore chose a cool nfl name. Edgar Allen Poe was from there. Bit of culture, ya know.

    Joe CookJoe Cookپیش 2 روز
  • I need the end of this story. You got me Comedy Central but what am I supposed to do with this estorie interruptus?

    Eric BaldwinEric Baldwinپیش 3 روز
  • I knew someone named Khrystyan. Pronounced Christian. Just really wanted to make life more difficult for your child.

    Liam Rhys StarkLiam Rhys Starkپیش 6 روز
  • This was very good

    Zach AlsupZach Alsupپیش 8 روز
  • love him on the Bob and Tom show!!

    Damian HaydenDamian Haydenپیش 8 روز
  • I looked at his eyes in the thumbnail and thought, “This guy looks smart & funny.“ He did not disappoint. 👏 (Good call, Mo! 👍)

    Mo PoppinsMo Poppinsپیش 10 روز
  • That white male student may have gotten D's & F's, but he'll STILL end up being the black and Latino students' boss when they grow up. That's the nature of white male privilege.

    Russell Taylor JohnsonRussell Taylor Johnsonپیش 10 روز
  • I would've pronounced her name "Eureka".

    Russell Taylor JohnsonRussell Taylor Johnsonپیش 10 روز
  • LOL

    Scientist RenzoScientist Renzoپیش 10 روز
  • This man is good.

    QQQQپیش 10 روز
  • Black history month is a racist concept.

    SeanSeanپیش 10 روز
  • I like him. Wholesome stuff. Not that "wholesome" is my favorite type of comedy or anything, but yeah. He makes it work.

    Jesse H.Jesse H.پیش 10 روز
  • Lol, are we gonna pretend like Amy Schumer didn't already make that google joke?

    Kirsten CrowKirsten Crowپیش 10 روز
    • @Rabbles the Binx Productions True.. I didn't catch that. I tried to google it but after some research I think her special came out in 2013

      Kirsten CrowKirsten Crowپیش 9 روز
    • @Rabbles the Binx Productions Good catch. No idea myself as to when Schumer first told it. This is one of those ideas that multiple people could have had, parallel thinking or whatever, unlike other bits that comedians have absolutely stolen from someone else. (Broke my heart to learn that Robin Williams was infamous as a joke thief.)

      MJ MaccabeeMJ Maccabeeپیش 9 روز
    • When? Cuz this special aired in 2012.

      Rabbles the Binx ProductionsRabbles the Binx Productionsپیش 9 روز
    • Did she make that joke before or after she and her husband realized that by naming their baby Gene Attell Schumer, they'd insured he'd be called "genital" all his life?

      MJ MaccabeeMJ Maccabeeپیش 10 روز
    • She steals jokes all the time, its only fair

      Caden WeberCaden Weberپیش 10 روز
  • he's good.

    SKPjoe CoursegoldSKPjoe Coursegoldپیش 10 روز
  • I know a girl back home whose Mom wanted to name her "Ashley" but wanted her little precious angel to be more special than everyone else. So, for the last 20 years, this poor girl has had to go through life saddled with "Aschleigh".

    JediNiyteJediNiyteپیش 10 روز
  • Aireeka Just in case you wanted to see it written out

    CCCCپیش 10 روز
    • It almost looks like someone tried to spell Eureka.

      xgreydovexxgreydovexپیش 10 روز
  • not even remotely funny

    DQMYNATOR 2.0DQMYNATOR 2.0پیش 10 روز
  • Oh my god that’s too funny

    Janessa EddyJanessa Eddyپیش 10 روز
  • Nah dummy was from Columbia 🤔

    Slimeball. SxtSlimeball. Sxtپیش 10 روز
  • Band Played On, Drumline meanwhile I'm thinkin he talking about Boys in the Band because that I can understand being someone's favorite

    trick willistrick willisپیش 10 روز
  • Dude is funny!

    John WisniewskiJohn Wisniewskiپیش 10 روز
  • "My boyfriend told me I can't get pregnant with my eyes closed" got me. 🤣😂

    CSharpCSharpپیش 10 روز
    • @Kyle Williams That's too funny. I hope nobody ever fell for that. LOL

      CSharpCSharpپیش 8 روز
    • One that I heard of growing up was "It's only sex if the balls go in". 😱

      Kyle WilliamsKyle Williamsپیش 8 روز
  • The Wright Brothers joke got me!! 😂😂🤣🤣 “He just saw the word, ‘Brothers’ and did two pages!..” 😂😂🤣🤣😭😭💀💀💯

    Kevin ThojKevin Thojپیش 10 روز
  • Love it.

    Bruce HursmanBruce Hursmanپیش 10 روز
  • I guess he confused them with The Righteous Brothers. 🤣🤣🤣⚰️

    Stacie GreenStacie Greenپیش 10 روز
    • @Stacie Green The Righteous Brothers are still white, though

      Kathleen HurstKathleen Hurstپیش 10 روز
    • @Sammie Watson 😂😂😂 That one's good too. But come on, Wright brothers, Righteous Brothers... I'm sure that's what he was getting at.

      Stacie GreenStacie Greenپیش 10 روز
    • The Isley Brothers

      Sammie WatsonSammie Watsonپیش 10 روز
    • I like how silky your hair looks.

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  • A new favorite!!!!

    Leon PierceLeon Pierceپیش 10 روز
    • Every word that comes out of your mouth is always exact and well-timed.

      Brianna V!rG!N- S3X : TAP H3R3Brianna V!rG!N- S3X : TAP H3R3پیش 10 روز
  • Amazing stuff. Very refreshing.

    TheVisionaryMMATV -Christian LeTheVisionaryMMATV -Christian Leپیش 10 روز
  • Refreshing material 😍

    JMGUJMGUپیش 10 روز
  • Hmmm

    NANITE8410NANITE8410پیش 10 روز
  • Top 5

    Scott DilworthScott Dilworthپیش 10 روز
  • POV: You didn't get it ._.

    JKAL1415JKAL1415پیش 10 روز
    • I’m late for my bus, gigantopithecus!

      Millie Cauich See my ChannelMillie Cauich See my Channelپیش 10 روز
    • The Righteous Brothers, or in his mind, The Wrightous Brothers. 🤣🤣🤣⚰️

      Stacie GreenStacie Greenپیش 10 روز
  • 🥇

    dxddeedxddeeپیش 10 روز
  • ;)

    JustRezJustRezپیش 10 روز