Ms. Pat: “How My Big Titties Saved My Life”

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Ms. Pat describes getting into a shoot-out with a man when she was 16 years old. (Contains strong language.)
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Original airdate: February 25, 2015
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  • Lmmfao ! 😆

    P KellP Kellپیش 4 روز
  • She is the funniest racist I know of!

    absoluttchampabsoluttchampپیش 10 روز

    Baloo The BearBaloo The Bearپیش 11 روز
  • I ,honestly , didn’t understand 30% of what she was saying but the rest was funny!

    SvitlanaSvitlanaپیش 15 روز
  • Female comedian with sex jokes only. How original. Only Sarah Silverman, Amy Schumer, Tiffany Haddish, Natasha Leggero, Jessie Klein, Beth Barone already do that.

    Pandas are coolPandas are coolپیش 15 روز
    • Not you putting Amy Schumer and Tiffany Haddish in the same category. Haddish might not be your cup of tea but she's way funnier and more deserving than Amy NoHumor Schumer.

      ⫷ᖘurpℓeṨodaPºp⫸⫷ᖘurpℓeṨodaPºp⫸پیش 14 روز
  • Wait 16 two kids!!!! Small bizz ayyyy let's go

    Chelsea PhiliceChelsea Philiceپیش 19 روز
  • Whoooppp whoop!!! New TINH!!

    Chelsea PhiliceChelsea Philiceپیش 19 روز
  • I mean, technically speaking, if you're running and shooting the bullets *are* moving faster than if you're standing still. I mean, only by a couple MPH, not enough to make much of a difference, but still. It's like, if you're in a train moving 60 MPH and you're running down the train at 10 MPH, if the train stops suddenly, you fly forward at 70 MPH, the 10 MPH you were running at, plus the 60 MPH of inertia from the train. Same concept.

    Rabbles the Binx ProductionsRabbles the Binx Productionsپیش 19 روز
  • I don't really understand. Would the exit wound have been larger with smaller boobs? Did her larger cup size mean her body closed around the wound more effectively? Great story regardless.

    Gabriel MatthewsGabriel Matthewsپیش 19 روز
    • she’s saying her boobs are like a cushion

      matoematoeپیش 13 روز
  • The ending was anti-climatic. Bad ending to what could've been a banger of a joke.

    D WD Wپیش 19 روز
    • @D W oh no I understand. I like the concept but unfortunately not everyone's gonna have a hilarious story. Alot of them come down to delivery. My favorite one has to be Ali Siddiq talking about the prison riot

      Talk To Me NiceTalk To Me Niceپیش 15 روز
    • @Talk To Me Nice OK, gotcha! BUT as a comedian, you should not have to have context other than what you're presently saying. Know what I mean?

      D WD Wپیش 16 روز
    • @D W no what I'm saying is this particular show she was on was about comedians telling true stories

      Talk To Me NiceTalk To Me Niceپیش 16 روز
    • @Talk To Me Nice So... you're saying that a COMEDIAN shouldn't exaggerate or say something that would make what they're saying funnier? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

      D WD Wپیش 16 روز
    • The whole thing is about true stories so it would defeat the purpose if the end was changed to make it funnier

      Talk To Me NiceTalk To Me Niceپیش 16 روز
  • Why it gotta be my birth year lmao

    David GageDavid Gageپیش 19 روز
    • When one nipple is destroyed another is created

      Black IceBlack Iceپیش 19 روز
  • Dark. No pun

  • Finally took out those dumbass intros

    nuggetplays mcxnuggetplays mcxپیش 19 روز
  • Truth is awesome.

    Andres PereydaAndres Pereydaپیش 19 روز
  • The view to like ratio is fucked up for how funny this is

    samuel sudduthsamuel sudduthپیش 19 روز
  • Holy hell that was funny 😂😂😂😂😂

    Erika JoslinErika Joslinپیش 19 روز
  • Man do I love me some Ms. Pat. :)

    William ShawWilliam Shawپیش 19 روز
  • Repost ?

    ray Marieray Marieپیش 19 روز
  • So much trauma to unpack, hard to laugh but I understood the spirit of the joke and in theory it was funny

    IsthatAdandelion !IsthatAdandelion !پیش 19 روز
  • I'm so used to comedians telling overly exaggerated fake stories for laughs, this is the first time where I could genuinely could feel that this was a true story with zero bullshit exaggerated for the sole purpose of laughs, lol. I love it. Gives other cultures a chance to empathize/understand the type of stuff black folk have to deal with. I'd love to see more people from different cultures & backgrounds get on stage and share/vent their stories in a funny, yet genuine manner, like Ms. Pat.

    King FlippynipsKing Flippynipsپیش 19 روز
    • @Mark Malou why are you so aggressive lol calm down.

      ⫷ᖘurpℓeṨodaPºp⫸⫷ᖘurpℓeṨodaPºp⫸پیش 14 روز
    • @Mark Malou lmfao so you think most other cultures and backgrounds genuinely empathize with black folks? Not just borrowing/cherrypicking/commercializing the surface-level aspects they like about black culture, while demonizing/devaluing the rest? I'm talking intuitive empathy, not cognitive. Another person can know the facts (or pretend like they do), but have not felt the pain or understand contextual nuances behind why a group/culture behaves the way that it does..

      King FlippynipsKing Flippynipsپیش 17 روز
    • "Gives other cultures a chance to empathize/understand the type of stuff black folk have to deal with" Like it hasn't been shoved down our throats enough the past couple of years? Stop it.

      Mark MalouMark Malouپیش 17 روز
    • Watch their (CC's) show "This Is Not Happening". It's real and funny stories. Highly recommend the Howie Mandel one

      Vladimir IlievVladimir Ilievپیش 18 روز
  • So she was kevin hurt teacher

    Donavan JehsDonavan Jehsپیش 19 روز
  • 😭😂

    Young ViralYoung Viralپیش 19 روز
  • I love this story 😂😂😂😂🤣hilarious

    TripEL OG DarknessTripEL OG Darknessپیش 19 روز
  • God, I love grown black women. The energy and the attitude are just so different than any other group of women I’ve encountered. Warms my heart

    Josh SchwarzJosh Schwarzپیش 19 روز
  • Whitney Cummings boobs saved her too!!!

    Perry DanielsPerry Danielsپیش 19 روز
  • I hope she got the car back.

    Zeacorzeppelin10Zeacorzeppelin10پیش 19 روز
  • "You don't believe it til they lay you down." True

    BeeBee TeeBeeBee Teeپیش 19 روز
  • Ahahaha

    Marc HarrisonMarc Harrisonپیش 19 روز
  • Yesss!!! I'm sooo grateful for my girls😉they save me from all kinds of

    Betty J.Betty J.پیش 19 روز
    • @RaymondGW 😅

      Betty J.Betty J.پیش 17 روز
    • @Anonymous Strangeness 😂

      Betty J.Betty J.پیش 19 روز
    • Betty J what you been doing? 🤣🤣

      RaymondGWRaymondGWپیش 19 روز
    • I would like to hear more details about this ☺

      Anonymous StrangenessAnonymous Strangenessپیش 19 روز
  • Da fawk

    John RomanJohn Romanپیش 19 روز
  • I never get tired of this story, lmao

    Tihetris WeathersbyTihetris Weathersbyپیش 19 روز
  • That is funny

    Kayona WilliamsKayona Williamsپیش 19 روز
  • 💯

    Choc PinkiChoc Pinkiپیش 19 روز
  • Yall should really pay these comedians for more bits instead of recycling old tv please. gtive them their roses

    Bashou EXBashou EXپیش 19 روز

    Anastasia RoseAnastasia Roseپیش 19 روز
  • So it’s not just thick thighs

    Lil DominicanaLil Dominicanaپیش 19 روز
  • Second haha

    Rick c137Rick c137پیش 19 روز
  • Yes yes yes!!!

    Jay CarrJay Carrپیش 19 روز