Langston Kerman: “I Feel Like the Only Kid That Fell for the D.A.R.E. Campaign”

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Langston Kerman remembers the D.A.R.E. campaign, recalls his favorite thing to do and explains what crime should look like in drug-prevention commercials. (Contains strong language.)
Original airdate: September 28, 2018
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  • 🤣🙌 he is right!

    Teflon SmileTeflon Smileپیش روز
  • This is Chaz 🙌🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Teflon SmileTeflon Smileپیش روز
  • y’all recognize him from Insecure?

    bleedingbathobleedingbathoپیش روز
  • Thank ya lil rhyming bitch 😂😂😭

    Alien StonerAlien Stonerپیش روز
  • DARE was a mastermind plan to get children to snitch on their parents.

    steve thompsonsteve thompsonپیش 2 روز
  • Thank you lil rhyming bitch

  • His impression of his dog talking is ART😆😆

    Elizabeth GrahamElizabeth Grahamپیش 3 روز
  • @3:00 so true. Listen to an ad for Guitar Center on a metropolitan area's rock station, then listen to the spot for the same exact store on the local hip-hop station. It's... infuriating, honestly.

    Fox MacLeodFox MacLeodپیش 3 روز
    • Radio contest for national syndicated channels....the ad is aired 10 minutes sooner on Rock station than it airs on hip hop channels ⚖🤺🤷‍♂️ offsetting winning demographic

      Teflon SmileTeflon Smileپیش روز
  • Trey sounds like the devilI’m the Bible. He quiet minding his business with not one story.😈

    Wynter HeatWynter Heatپیش 4 روز
  • Good stuff 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    Ceylan UnalCeylan Unalپیش 4 روز
  • What a wholesome man "I watch IRworld videos of people getting engaged!"

    Smokey SantiagoSmokey Santiagoپیش 4 روز
  • This is 10/10 content

    Luca BalboniLuca Balboniپیش 4 روز
  • ppease upload the set please

    Renaissance JunkieRenaissance Junkieپیش 5 روز
  • He is just ADORABLE!

    Jess WadeJess Wadeپیش 5 روز
  • Someone put him on a TV show please

    x0Mickey0xx0Mickey0xپیش 5 روز
  • I don't like drugs not do I approve of others around me doing it unless it's for medical purposes

    Alexandra HendersonAlexandra Hendersonپیش 5 روز
  • “Thank you, ‘lil rhymin bitch” lol

    Aaron KAaron Kپیش 5 روز
  • This is dope

    Savalas LindseySavalas Lindseyپیش 5 روز
  • First joke in i know this guy is funny as hell 👍 haha thanks dude

    sissywizardsissywizardپیش 6 روز
  • If this dude drinks on the regs and has that whole "I don't do drugs" bit, than he is a massive hypocrite

    BigGahmBossBigGahmBossپیش 6 روز
  • شهر کرمان؟ Kerman city?

    King King2King King2پیش 6 روز
  • i love the engagement videos.

    KDF KdfKDF Kdfپیش 6 روز
  • 4:02 Most of the audience didn't realize he just attacked toxic masculinity.

    Blue BirdBlue Birdپیش 6 روز
  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    IAmLovesLightIAmLovesLightپیش 6 روز
    • ☠️

      IAmLovesLightIAmLovesLightپیش 6 روز
  • He is so cute

    irvingklaw57irvingklaw57پیش 7 روز
  • The say no to drugs fried egg commercial worked on me. That and having drug addicts on both sides of the family. I never was tempted to try it. Not even weed. Had friends that smoked.

    KDF KdfKDF Kdfپیش 7 روز
    • Living through the crack era worked on me. Everyone I date does drugs though. 🤔

      M PearsonM Pearsonپیش 4 روز
  • 💋💋💕💋💋💋💕💕

    Priynka SxPriynka Sxپیش 7 روز
  • lakeith steinfeld if he was light skinneded

    Made In Africa TVMade In Africa TVپیش 7 روز
  • Black man being true to himself I fucks wit it.

    TakodaRATakodaRAپیش 7 روز
  • so good!

    crossedwirescrossedwiresپیش 7 روز
  • Yall he was in The Boys!

    Mush RoomMush Roomپیش 8 روز
    • @Rae Min-Laan McNeil yeah he's in the second season

      nunya2587nunya2587پیش 2 روز
    • Forreal???

      Rae Min-Laan McNeilRae Min-Laan McNeilپیش 8 روز
  • Fresh AF.

    Brandon ClarkBrandon Clarkپیش 8 روز
  • Trigger warning: if you played the clarinet and believed DARE you’ll realize you have always been a dork. Damn man, thanks for breaking my bubble!

    Nardos BelleteNardos Belleteپیش 8 روز
    • The dork rule only applies to men and teenagers. Men could careless if you dressed up in cosplay every week and went to comic book conventions.

      M PearsonM Pearsonپیش 4 روز
  • True

    Chris BrownChris Brownپیش 8 روز
  • Lol it’s not mislabeled, clearly a few of y’all wasn’t listening, he said that exact line in the beginning. Lol before the heroine joke

    Antara BakerAntara Bakerپیش 8 روز
    • @Mr Minotaur thank you , i was so confused on how that many people missed the joke lol 🥴

      Antara BakerAntara Bakerپیش 7 روز
    • They changed the title from when it was first posted. Original title was for a different part of his set and it didn't match this vid (something about him being a teacher or whatever), but it's accurate now.

      Mr MinotaurMr Minotaurپیش 8 روز
  • I forgot what it stood for because drugs. No loss felt.

    Hello ThereHello Thereپیش 8 روز
  • This set was amazing! This guy was hilarious from start to finish. Also, just pop some zofran, or Phenergan half an hour before you do opiates if they make you throw up at first. If you don't have access to those, you can get dramamine or bonine over the counter. Dose high on the antiemetics, and low on the heroin or other opiates until your body adjusts. Or just don't do heroin, because it's a bitch to quit, and you spend the rest of your life with it in the back of your head. 😅

    Lex KeachLex Keachپیش 8 روز
  • He's high asf rite now wtf

    Detavitluc SsenippahDetavitluc Ssenippahپیش 8 روز
  • So true, commercials for us 🤷🏾‍♂️ folk always have someone singing or dancing....👎🏾

    BighomieJ5x -BighomieJ5x -پیش 8 روز
  • Thank you lil rhyming bitch 😩🤣

    Lynee NovahLynee Novahپیش 8 روز
  • Off topic, but I nominate Langston for the most beautiful smile, EVER ❤️❤️

    Barbara O'ConnorBarbara O'Connorپیش 8 روز
    • why I clicked 🤣🤣🤣, such a cutie with a beautiful smile.

      ItsMoenisha notMoeshaItsMoenisha notMoeshaپیش 9 ساعت
    • Crest Kid 🤣🙌

      Teflon SmileTeflon Smileپیش روز
    • Damn he really really does! Dude makes me smile and feel all bubbly and positive everytime his face glows each smile.

      A.S. H.A.S. H.پیش روز
    • Nah fam I’ll keep that title to myself

      Fred-DFred-Dپیش 4 روز
  • Didn't know he did stand-up! Love his conspiracy theory podcast.

    Chantel 18790Chantel 18790پیش 8 روز
  • DNA 🧬 was founded after a man took LSD. Drugs are just the gateway to the universe. ✌️🖖🍄👽🛸🪐🚀🧬🦠🔬🔭📡🛰️ #Perseverance #Ingenuity #Mars2021 #StayWeird #StaySafe #StayAlive

    Mîköl PharleyMîköl Pharleyپیش 8 روز
  • If he never did heroin how does he know it bothers him?

    LeesaDeAndreaLeesaDeAndreaپیش 8 روز
    • It's made out of poppy seeds 😂

      Intuitive SapphireIntuitive Sapphireپیش 7 روز
  • “Play that clarinette”

    RasikaRasikaپیش 8 روز
    • *clarinet (just by the way)

      Kenzi JKenzi Jپیش 8 روز
  • i was so confused when the title was gonna come

    A Convo with CrisseeA Convo with Crisseeپیش 8 روز
  • There's a lot more character to this guy than meets the eye.

    Russell Taylor JohnsonRussell Taylor Johnsonپیش 8 روز
    • I get that vibe too, but let's wait for him to tell us. 😉

      Russell Taylor JohnsonRussell Taylor Johnsonپیش 4 روز
  • this dude is wack , next !

    Rick NelsonRick Nelsonپیش 8 روز
  • 😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣

    Elle SilverwolfElle Silverwolfپیش 8 روز
  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sooooo good, it’s funny ‘cause it’s true

    Luis AvilaLuis Avilaپیش 8 روز
  • Great set 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    Ree _ DV9Ree _ DV9پیش 8 روز
  • "Crack hell naw dog not no more." 💀😂

    Ree _ DV9Ree _ DV9پیش 8 روز
    • ☠️☠️

      IAmLovesLightIAmLovesLightپیش 6 روز
  • Absolute genius. Brilliant. Respect!

    Aick SofonofosAick Sofonofosپیش 8 روز
  • That lil rhyming bitch 😂

    SPSPپیش 8 روز
  • love the description

    Joshua kambanzhiJoshua kambanzhiپیش 8 روز
  • Time is crazy. I remember years ago this comedian came on the stage at Showtime At The Apollo and said, "Drugs are cool," and the audience started booing so loudly he never got to finish his sentence, they ended up giving him the hook.

    Di Di BeeDi Di Beeپیش 8 روز
    • Goes to show you, people fucking suck.

      RheanKingRheanKingپیش 8 روز
  • Wrong clip, comedy central. The jokes from the title are not on this video.

    Mr MinotaurMr Minotaurپیش 8 روز
    • ​@Mîköl Pharley They changed the title from when it was first posted. Original title was for a different part of his set and it didn't match this vid (something about him being a teacher or whatever), but it's accurate now.

      Mr MinotaurMr Minotaurپیش 8 روز
    • @SagaciousScallop clearly...

      Mîköl PharleyMîköl Pharleyپیش 8 روز
    • @Mîköl Pharley he didn't even make it to the second quarter of the video

      SagaciousScallopSagaciousScallopپیش 8 روز
    • Did you not make it til the end?

      Mîköl PharleyMîköl Pharleyپیش 8 روز
  • Fantastic but this clip MIS titled I think.

    E K DaufinE K Daufinپیش 8 روز
  • Wrong description

    nelson moralesnelson moralesپیش 8 روز
  • "WORD!"

    Robert Tucker JrRobert Tucker Jrپیش 8 روز
  • Claim your “here before 1,000 views” like here

    FriskyChan #FriskyChan #پیش 8 روز
  • This is Chaz. Word.

    AlexAlexپیش 8 روز
  • This is a repeat....

    Emin3nt ProductionsEmin3nt Productionsپیش 8 روز
  • I’m happy he didn’t get married wit his fine self

    Robbie MarsdenRobbie Marsdenپیش 8 روز
    • Preach!!!

      miss meansmiss meansپیش 7 روز
    • Idk why y'all replying LANGSTON is sexy af

      Robbie MarsdenRobbie Marsdenپیش 8 روز
    • Ayo?

      Ishak LemfadelIshak Lemfadelپیش 8 روز
    • Well damn!

      Eric BrownEric Brownپیش 8 روز
  • If folks don’t respond to reasonable (after 10 pm weeknights, after 1 AM weekends), respectful requests then yes, I find a man calling popo sexy.

    E K DaufinE K Daufinپیش 8 روز
  • Hilarious

    firebrandsgirlfirebrandsgirlپیش 8 روز
  • If there isn’t any heroin in my Cesar’s salad I don’t want it!

    Touching The RainbowTouching The Rainbowپیش 8 روز
  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Roberto CruzRoberto Cruzپیش 8 روز
    • Your thoughtfulness is top-notch even for a human.

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  • I love finding honest cougars online

    Clarity Sans HubrisClarity Sans Hubrisپیش 8 روز