Dogs Can Do Whatever They Want in Public - Brittany Carney - Stand-Up Featuring

2021 2 فوریه
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Brittany Carney discusses spending quarantine with her parents, a chance encounter with a dog and what it’s like to teach preschoolers.
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  • Funny

  • She's gonna be good when she gets more comfortable and tightens her timing.

    Gerard GousmanGerard Gousmanپیش 10 روز
  • She’s hilarious! I almost laughed out loud at 4:45 am. It took all the sleepy strength I had not to wake up my neighbors.

    Perry DanielsPerry Danielsپیش 12 روز
  • See the thing I like about earth is watching people be themselves .this is beautiful ❤️

  • She's not even funny for a girl

    Gameovr17Gameovr17پیش 15 روز
  • Carbon negative Body positive That was really clever

    Jesus PerezJesus Perezپیش 15 روز
  • Biil Cosby much?

    Dan FonsecaDan Fonsecaپیش 15 روز
  • The audience is as dead as her career in comedy.

    Pandas are coolPandas are coolپیش 15 روز

    DeVonn RasheedDeVonn Rasheedپیش 15 روز
  • Wow. This was painfully awkward to watch.

    TiffanyTiffanyپیش 16 روز
  • Is this Avant Garde ?

    Something NewSomething Newپیش 17 روز
  • I love her

    Katherine KamaKatherine Kamaپیش 17 روز
  • This girl crazy, but in the best way lol

    Colin GrahamColin Grahamپیش 17 روز
  • What the heck is wrong with me I love her

    Education EarthEducation Earthپیش 17 روز
  • Is this before or after the Arthur Fleck movie.?!

    TavariiTavariiپیش 17 روز
  • I guess I am attracted to weird and awkward😂 She is interesting.

    Troy ButlerTroy Butlerپیش 17 روز
  • For those complaining... Put the speed at 2x, you'll laugh. I promise... She's obviously just starting ....

    Hope JuneHope Juneپیش 17 روز
  • Welcome to woke comedy 🤮

    Utopia FailUtopia Failپیش 18 روز
  • This is literally a form of torture you can make a criminal listen to this and he will confess just to make it stop

    Logan hoganLogan hoganپیش 18 روز
  • That was awful. She's not even a tiny bit funny & if that high pitched whiny voice is a character, she needs to dump it, b/c that was cringe & terrible. I didnt even crack a smile.

    evilangelevilangelپیش 18 روز
  • not me having an organic deodorant ad on this

    mk. mn.پیش 18 روز
  • Someone who loves her tell her she sucks.

    George SmithGeorge Smithپیش 18 روز
  • Listening to her speak is like watching someone with Parkinson’s draw a circle.

    Jerin SaldanaJerin Saldanaپیش 19 روز
    • 😂😂😅

      Yukai YYukai Yپیش 17 روز
  • She kinda scary though.. im scared though... Afraid of her a bit though 😕

    Julian WestJulian Westپیش 19 روز
  • She sound better in her other stuff, maybe she was just nervous this time.

    Adriel AkelloAdriel Akelloپیش 19 روز
  • By the end I really like her stand up!! Awkward gold!!🔑

  • Just not funny 😟

    Scott DavisScott Davisپیش 19 روز
  • Where is the funny?

    Khamzat ChimaevKhamzat Chimaevپیش 19 روز
  • Maybe they should just rebrand as 'Central'.

    Blue PlanetBlue Planetپیش 19 روز
  • Basically anyone can be a comedian on Comedy Central now?

    A. BlakeA. Blakeپیش 19 روز
  • Whats with her eyes?

    Daily dose of Vitamin JDaily dose of Vitamin Jپیش 20 روز
  • Gonna have an anxiety attack listening to her. I appreciate how difficult it is to do what she’s doing but was there no one better prepared Comedy Central? Give the girl time to get better before putting her online

    AdamAdamپیش 20 روز
    • Comedy is not their first priority

      Fulgrim, The PhoenicianFulgrim, The Phoenicianپیش 18 روز
  • I don’t understand why Comedy Central picks this garbage up instead of giving actually funny comedians an opportunity. We get it, she’s a black woman.

    Actual Fact checkerActual Fact checkerپیش 20 روز
  • Cute! But yeah, ok;

    What about thisWhat about thisپیش 20 روز
  • 🙃

    Bridgette CooperBridgette Cooperپیش 20 روز
  • This is so uncomfortable to watch.

    Seth MinerSeth Minerپیش 20 روز
  • I don't know who this lady is, so I am asking this legitimately, does she have something wrong?

    Michael SmythMichael Smythپیش 20 روز
    • If Josh blue was a non binary multiracial

      dratliff8896dratliff8896پیش 19 روز
  • You know, she has a lot of downvotes, but she has a really good cadence and her timing is really solid, but needs work. think she’s going to succeed in the future, but still needs work.

    dontgomonkeydontgomonkeyپیش 20 روز
  • I love her act!

    ExpansiveGymnast10ExpansiveGymnast10پیش 20 روز
  • It’s kind of hard to follow her jokes cause her intonation is confusing a bit

    JariatouJariatouپیش 20 روز
  • This is way too funny

    Sarah WaltonSarah Waltonپیش 20 روز
  • So many talented ppl in this world and she get a shine

    Ollie HandroOllie Handroپیش 20 روز
  • Damn bro got the whole squad laughing... 😐

    Cool ManCool Manپیش 20 روز
  • I want to like her. But this is hard to watch.

    ZBirDEverydayZBirDEverydayپیش 20 روز
    • Sammmmme I wanna root for her so bad but her jokes and delivery are so flat it’s almost cringey

      richie richrichie richپیش 14 روز
    • Ya her voice is annoying

      Doppy YTDoppy YTپیش 17 روز
    • Lol me too

      מירי כהןמירי כהןپیش 20 روز
  • It’s about time we have a female comic not talking about their vagina constantly- She is BRILlIANT❤️ The Newton Joke 😂😂😂 Nerds unite

    tina subbstina subbsپیش 20 روز
  • i would definitely recommend checking out her youtube channel. i think the filming of this really sent her into a panic and so the delivery isn’t the best but the jokes are 10/10. please don’t sleep on such a good comic bc of a couple awkward laughs and forced moments.

    Maddie MayMaddie Mayپیش 20 روز
  • ok I see all the comments about her voice, the truth is.... Jerry Seinfeld sounds just like her while screaming with better material and less awkwardness , tell me i'm wrong

    Dpr3cordsDpr3cordsپیش 21 روز
  • So many people are being incredibly mean to her like, come on she is really funny! Stop being such jerks!!

    Hp. the ChaoHp. the Chaoپیش 21 روز
  • She makes me nervous at first but then I really started liking it so what does that say about me? 😂

    Drew WhitfieldDrew Whitfieldپیش 21 روز
  • Her voice is very "I didn't do anything tho!" Ngl

    Daichi Sawamura's wife • 20 years agoDaichi Sawamura's wife • 20 years agoپیش 21 روز
  • Yeah I watched 3 minutes and 40 seconds I think I'll stop 😅

    Heavy NerdHeavy Nerdپیش 21 روز
  • No funny; they are laughing at you dear.

    Max HodgesMax Hodgesپیش 21 روز
  • Damn this is hot trash

    Club NightParadeClub NightParadeپیش 21 روز
  • This was awkward

    E3E3پیش 21 روز
  • Her cadence is very Bill Cosby'ish. I think she's really cute you can tell shes reslly smart

    Yahshua ImmanuelYahshua Immanuelپیش 21 روز
  • Wth

    Shaina BerryShaina Berryپیش 21 روز
  • Saw her in DC a few years ago and she killed. So great to her on Comedy Central!

    daveziggydaveziggyپیش 21 روز
  • I like her, she's very witty but seemed a little nervous but it could just be her personality

    wandering wayfarerwandering wayfarerپیش 21 روز
  • Eew..

    Софья ВоскресенскаяСофья Воскресенскаяپیش 21 روز
  • Her voice is so irritating. And her hair is 😬

    Maya BrownMaya Brownپیش 22 روز
  • Emo Phillips + Black comedy

    Geoffy gGeoffy gپیش 22 روز
  • She sounds like me when I get nervous and struggle to speak and I try really hard to push my words out, which is probably what is happening right now.

    Jackson Your friendly neighborhood transJackson Your friendly neighborhood transپیش 22 روز
  • She's funny but just needs a little work. I love her awkwardness.

    Ivy BreauxIvy Breauxپیش 22 روز
  • Very funny.

    melvina628melvina628پیش 22 روز
  • I'm leaving now - and not in a good way!

    Mark White MediaMark White Mediaپیش 22 روز
  • You know what, we need more awkward nerdy black girls like this one in standup, so imma like

    aedr04aedr04پیش 22 روز
    • Is this satirical? Why do we need more of any specific race/personality in anything? No one is barring “awkward nerdy black girls” from stand up. The only barrier to entry is that they have to be at least somewhat funny, which this person is not.

      Young KingdomYoung Kingdomپیش 20 روز
  • Very good impression of Morty from Rick & Morty.

    anthony johnsonanthony johnsonپیش 22 روز
  • She gotta permanent “in trouble “ voice 😂😂😂

    Big TayzerBig Tayzerپیش 22 روز
  • Carbon negative, body Positive! LMAO love her. Upload more

    flutefunkflutefunkپیش 22 روز
  • Jokes need some work baby girl, you are funny though kinda

    red zenred zenپیش 22 روز
  • Her voice turned me off tbh idk if she was nervous or doing a Rick & Morty impression but the stories were interesting

    John ReynoldsJohn Reynoldsپیش 22 روز
  • Good performance

    Michael ScardinaMichael Scardinaپیش 22 روز
  • She is a nerd with a sense of humour! I love it!

    Char BunnyChar Bunnyپیش 22 روز
    • Right 👌

  • Weird chick! But I like it! 🤔🤭🤫

    HAZ MATHAZ MATپیش 22 روز
  • I feel like she needs work

    PolarB EarsPolarB Earsپیش 22 روز
  • W...T....F

    Joe TeeJoe Teeپیش 22 روز
  • Not bad, not my style and great potential. Flow definitely needs improvement. For those wondering, I'm pretty sure she's a bit high and she also has a thought to speech problem. She's losing her words and train of thought. I do that, when it happens you tend to stop midsentence to find the word then you'll switch it. Me personally, I'll sometimes will start my sentence over for the new word to make sense. This gets worse when high, stressed or nervous. A speech impediment would imply that she's tripping over the words that she's saying but I'm not hearing that here. I have a speech impediment myself. A speech impediment can also be trained away with speech therapy (which isn't cheap as an adult. It's free as a child as the public school system has a class just for that).

    LakeishaLakeishaپیش 23 روز
  • Wtf is this Xanax laced rant?

    Jpb OJpb Oپیش 23 روز
  • i just can’t take her voice voluntarily

    TheVisionaryMMATV -Christian LeTheVisionaryMMATV -Christian Leپیش 23 روز
  • Smart woman! Yas queen! Gross domestic product😂🤣😂🤣

    Jess WadeJess Wadeپیش 23 روز
  • she makes me seriously nervous and I can't listen to her speak anymore, 2 minutes in. good thing I already know how to deal with preschoolers in any situation.

    Liam Rhys StarkLiam Rhys Starkپیش 23 روز
  • This is unwatchable

    A GravyA Gravyپیش 23 روز
  • She sound like a kid who got busted at school and has to explain there story to the principal while being a terrible liar

    John LawJohn Lawپیش 23 روز
    • Haha! great comment!

      Yukai YYukai Yپیش 17 روز
    • Go buy some hair

      Elijah DelamereElijah Delamereپیش 19 روز
    • Exactly

      מירי כהןמירי כהןپیش 20 روز
    • 🤣🤣

  • Wow this is terrible

    Melissa SaucedoMelissa Saucedoپیش 23 روز
  • Really hilarious and super smart!!! I love this kind of comedy and want to see more. CC finally on the cutting edge

    Jimmy Lepore HaganJimmy Lepore Haganپیش 23 روز
    • Yo i might report your comment for co signing on this chic.. this was horrible.

      Julian WestJulian Westپیش 19 روز
    • @E3 he might be a yas queen incel In a real opinion sympathy credit will leave there to be no room for actual women comics I don't know who told this girl she had material because it's garbage Being a comedian isn't being fucking quirky or PC

      An Actual AirhornAn Actual Airhornپیش 19 روز
    • @Young Kingdom sadly, it’s not lmaooo this guy really shared his honest opinion 😂😂😂

      E3E3پیش 20 روز
    • @An Actual Airhorn sadly, it’s not. I went on his page and read some of his other comments on stand up comedians. He genuinely has really terrible taste 😂

      E3E3پیش 20 روز
    • Yeah you just have to assume this is satire. A person does not exist that could possibly hold this opinion.

      Young KingdomYoung Kingdomپیش 20 روز
  • 8:39 GDP is up 4% for Q4 2021! I love how squeamish average people are about outliers. Thank you CC for evolving.

    Andres PereydaAndres Pereydaپیش 23 روز
  • This was funny and refreshing. Surprising to sea this in a sea of comedians that all talk and act the same.

    Jesse KuffoJesse Kuffoپیش 23 روز
  • 🙌 🙌 🙌 🙌 🙌

    Rev. Stevedore Bidet Esq.Rev. Stevedore Bidet Esq.پیش 23 روز
  • She’s not bad you guys are just hating. Have you never had someone in your life with a speech impediment?

    StephonwingsStephonwingsپیش 23 روز
    • I have a speech impediment. The issue is that she's too high so she's losing it more then she would have sober. It's more then likely a thought to speech then then a speech impediment. She's not tripping over her words, she's losing them. I do both of those things so I can recognize it when I see it. Her act seems more of high ramblings. Her flow is off, it's not bad. Just needs work.

      LakeishaLakeishaپیش 23 روز
    • I don’t think anyone cares about the impediment its just the shitty comedy that people are pointing out.

      T WT Wپیش 23 روز
  • She is my kind of human comedian. Loved her.

    JBJBپیش 23 روز
  • .

    Jason AlertsJason Alertsپیش 23 روز
  • Funny is relative, but I need to know the target audience that finds this funny

    Another Generic Gaming ChannelAnother Generic Gaming Channelپیش 23 روز
    • Weird people who study a lot.

      Andres PereydaAndres Pereydaپیش 23 روز
  • Painfull

    Stephen DelaneyStephen Delaneyپیش 23 روز
  • Bobcat Goldthwait did it better in the 80s

    David HowardDavid Howardپیش 23 روز
  • Hmmm... I kinda like her but idk at the same time

    ONLY 4C A E S T H E T I CONLY 4C A E S T H E T I Cپیش 23 روز
    • That's such valuable information. Thanks for sharing.

      AngryDog GoodBoyAngryDog GoodBoyپیش 17 روز
    • That means you think she's cute but she sucks at comedy.

      Ayinde ButlerAyinde Butlerپیش 17 روز
    • I think she had quite a nervous delivery :[

      HoneybrainedHoneybrainedپیش 21 روز
  • She's extremely the Jay Electronica of stand up, in some sorts. It's refreshing. ✌🌙

    Jeide 8TRACKJeide 8TRACKپیش 23 روز
  • Um um um

    Edgar GEdgar Gپیش 23 روز
  • She got me on work those gills queen. Obviously a bit nervous delivery but she's got the wit and the humor to make it, def want to see more of her stand up as she refines it

    BorealHPBorealHPپیش 23 روز
    • Tryna stay positive, I like it.

      Daichi Sawamura's wife • 20 years agoDaichi Sawamura's wife • 20 years agoپیش 20 روز
    • Dude it was abysmal wtf are you talking about

      A GravyA Gravyپیش 23 روز
    • Did you laugh?

      Preda R6Preda R6پیش 23 روز
  • Proof that likes and disslikes are fake

    ario D.ario D.پیش 23 روز
  • Is she sick?

    ario D.ario D.پیش 23 روز